Gimpus notes here. Dragon murdered. Osborne returns with one. Lectures us about fighting ancients. Weak. Teomat is coming in 3-4 months.
Gimpus notes here. We leveled up so guess more intelligent. We return to keep. Chef and our child adult tell people what are the going on with the dragon recipe. Mmmm food. Dragon pack sightings: Red mountain, green trees, blue mountain. Very weird they are teaming up but must be to create more dragons or make a dragon fest. Aterius must be ally to kill Theomat. Blue lightening, white cold, green poison gas, black acid. Going for red dragon. It probably tastes like lobster. We run into Oliver Fisher, late 40s humanoid with thick beard lanky. Longer ears than human not really elvish, tanned skin. Parents are mud-blood. Arcane historical nerd. Elemental and primal expert. We return to town. Follow dragon-poop to the location. We found a hoard of red. Old and younger. We are ambushing red dragon hoard. We run and hit. Dragon dead and sent through tree look for next. Dragons do not notice adventurers attacking dragon. Adult dragon dead there is enough hide for armor. The dragon is poly-morphed into a hamster and the dragons are reunited in death. The artificer is hot. I got cold resistance for 500 gold by giving a worn fishnet. Unfortunately, due to timing issues will not be there in time. Off to ice mountain. A sad mama dragon is mourning her child. We attack. We won and have white skins. Hamster dragon extraction. Now we go to the mountains for blue dragons. We poly-morph to the location. Go to camp and some members feel watched. The chef looks delicious with BBQ sauce and a banner in Dragonic the speaks of its deliciousness. The ancient dragons jump on it. A fight ensues. I am now death saves and team is fighting the good fight in the air. Karen is being gator spinned for dear life. We will see if the Gimp will survive.
Gimpus notes here. We have dragon armor recipe, almost died, and was chasing fish for half the session. They where delicious.
The party has returned. Goodbye Ozzy The Ooze, hello Chaos the fey cook. Taking a lesson from Cosmo and Wanda the fish was a fey in hiding the entire time. Ozzy the Ooze is on hiatus. He is seeing a therapist because there are no voices in his head anymore. Our party adventures into the cave. There is a puzzle, the highest and lowest points are important. A gem was found that shows reality. Impus died an unfortunate amount of times. There was an unfortunate moment when a teeter totter was a trap. Thicc Gimpus aided the chaos. Much teleporting was done by our new Godparent to save those with low intelligence, Session ended with the party trying to get to the lowest point. Pardon the note taking. Gimpus is writing them since his God is healing.
The party had returned to the keep, they were told that there was an ongoing investigation of the Drow activity. Other reports were also coming in about Dragon activity in the north. The party was given a choice between teaching new adventurers are taking on one of several quests that had come in while they were away fighting giants.
They voted to adventure. The quest they chose involved going to Waterdeep to a tavern to help clear out a dungeon.
Prior to entering the dungeon , they shopped and spent most of the loot they had gathered on magical equipment and healing potions.
They went to the tavern and quickly learned the method of entering the dungeon was by lowering the party by a platform to the appropriate level. They entered their level and began their adventure.
It was a level with many Drow statues of their gods, but very few Drow. In fact the only Drow they found had been mutated until they had grown to storm giant size. Poor Ozzie the ooze was picked up and yeeted 90 feet. Some of the other party members took some damage but they made short work of them.
They continued adventuring and came across a large mound if skeletons and debris. While looking the bones they quickly realized they were shambling mounds and battle ensued. Afterwards they heard scuttling but did not see anything.
Still exploring they kept hearing the scuttling noise and drew out the cause of it. Sadly the giant scorpion Drow saw them 1st. It cast a finger of death and the ooze took much damage. Battle ensues with many spells being negated. The party prevailed and thinking they completed the level left. ( they missed scrap ton since no one looked for secret floors a single time. The treasure room was mixed completely).
The party returned to the tavern and talked with the bar keep who had a detailed map for them but they had left before asking.
They did a long rest and returned to the tavern to try another level. They entered this level and were quickly attacked by more Drow. Poor Gimpus took a crossbow bold and was rendered unconscious for the next hour leaving the party short handed.
7 elite warrior Drows were waiting for the noisy group. A wall of fire was quickly erected and the party was quickly in hand to hand. Our resident Dwarf fighter and 2 barbarians quickly butchered the Drow but 1 got away alerting the rest of the level.
The party began for roll the Tortle down the hallway to get to a hide-y hole. Eventually they came to a battle that was I progress between 5 trolls and 7 troglodytes. This is where we leave off for now. Until next time.
After last sessions battle royal with the fire giant king, the party found a passage behind the throne leading to the private quarters of the giant king. They defeated a band of hell hounds and came across a Tiefling who was strung up and being used as a punching bag. The Tiefling was one his last legs but thanks to the heroics of the party was saved and healed. It looked like the giant king had taken an intense personal dislike to him. The Tiefling turned out to be a bard whose name is Silky.
They continued the hallway and came across the fire giants private quarters. They found some treasure and continued on. They soon came to a guard room with a pair of giants which they quickly put down. They then split up to tackle the giant queen and her attendants. The giant queen seem to recognize the bard and flirted a little to him by posing for him. He reciprocated by calling her names which for us were insults but for the giant queen was intense flattery. This explained the giant kings intense dislike.
The killed them off with some difficulty, and looted the rooms for some additional treasure. They then found the treasure room which caused a bit of excitement. It appears that a most every 3rd chest was trapped. 2 of the party members were poisoned , one was sliced and one was spiked.
In the fire giants "office" they came across the Drow plans to conquer the local lands by using the giant clans. They also realized that a Drow contingent was coming within a day or two to see how things were going. The plans were sent via a portal to the party training keep. They party then went to where the drow were to surface from the Underdark to the keep. Plans were made to ambush the Drow.
Sadly, they neglected 1 key detail, they forgot that there would have been a welcoming party. The Drow quickly realized something was up and began laying down globes of darkness. As the Drow advanced, the party prepared. It went off very well for the party initially. The Drow countered with a insect swarm and lightning bolt. The party replied with a fire wall and an inflatable castle. The surviving priestess of the Drow escaped to the Underdark while the party were still dealing with the darkness spells which were slowly disappearing. Once the party realized they were alone they dropped the fire wall to man the keep
They soon realized that a large Drow force was quickly making their way into the fire giant lair and didn't have much time to stop it.
10 lighting bolts kept out of the darkness into the keep, completely obliterating it. The party was desperately trying to come up with a plan to stop the drow. Osborn took it upon himself to draw foreign religious symbols of death gods on various parts of the cavern walls which triggered Gimpuses god to grant Gimpus a god mode for her weapon.
Gimpus smashed down the cavern preventing the Drow entry and saving the day. Here is where we end this session.
Some humorous moments. One of the fire giant hand maidens was polymorphic into a frog, put into a pack, then shoved into a tiny hole made by our resident dwarf Brommir. They poked the frog allowing the giant to revert back. Sadly since she was embedded within rock and only a small exit she exited in a fountain of blood/Gore and entrails. FOR a better visual, look up elephant toothpaste videos.
The rest of the Sunday crew can fill in some others. Good night.
Our fearless adventurers returned to town to drop off their loot, make some purchases, find some dog sitters and some mounts. They returned to the giants domain and made their way to the fire giant enclave. Once there, they snuck in and took out a guard outpost with a silence spell, a banish spell and a crap ton of damage. They continued down a hallway to battle a fire giant and a Chimera. A fear spell took care of the Chimera and the giant was quickly put down. Sadly a guard giant heard the commotion and sounded the alarm. The party took out the guard and since they already took out the guard post., no one came, or did they. While the party did a long rest in the room with the dead Chimera, something came and licked up the blood.
One of the party stealthily crept down the hallway to scout out the area and stealthily back to report to the group. However the stealth back part was not really stealth and the party member brought back 8 Gnolls with him. They quickly dispatched the Gnolls and went down the long hallway.
They came to a T interaction and went left to find themselves in the audience chamber. Residing in the chamber was the Fire Giant king, 2 fire giant guards and 4 he'll hounds. Since the party walked in brazenly, the retinue was aware of their presence and were ready for a fight.
The retinue rolled for initiative. The king got a 20, the fire giant guards 19 and the he'll hounds a 18. The rest of the party rolled lower so the retinue went 1st.
Highlights of the battle were the ooze trying to grapple the king and getting chucked into a wall and 120 ft down a corridor in a different attempt. 1 fighter getting knocked well below 0 zero hit points only to be saved both times by handy spells, a dwarf fighter being knocked down to 1 HP. Over time and a few well placed spells the retinue fell bit by bit until only the king was left. Showing no mercy, the king fell. The retinue was quickly looted and time ran out. Stay tuned for the next session in 2 weeks
So, the party continued to explore the frost giant lair. They came across a large room with a single entrance at either end. At the far side were several corridor each opening to a room with several ogres and giants. The fearless 6year old leader devised a kill box and promptly killed of a horse of Giants with tons of fire spells. They continued after a long rest easily kill g the giants as they saw them in their ones and twos. That his until they found the audience hall where a pair of hidden giants started throwing boulders at them.
The boulders were flying fast and furious. Knocking them down to single digits in some cases. They were eventually defeated and the party did another long rest. For some reason the party developed a bowling pin formation that seemed to entice the giants to throw even more rocks at them. After the 3rd such encounter, they changed formation.
In the last room of the day, they encountered the king and queen of the first giant lair, but not the king that they were looking for. The queen started things off by chucking a bolder at them. It plowed through all the party but managed to miss their 6 year old leader.
The party split up and began their attacks back,. The young leader dominated the king and made him attack his wife. The giant king hit his wife for 50pts of damage. The giant queen took it and vented her range on the party. Between the king and queen they were able to knock the party down the very low HP and 2 of the party fell. Luckily they were saved at the last instance and after a lengthy battle killed both the monarchs.
They found the treasure and a map that showed them the passage to the kings lair( The one that started the war against the human town at the behest of the drow). Wounded , weary and looking for advice the party gathered themselves and their treasure hoard to return to town.
Now we wait until the next session
- Dwayne: The Supreme Celestial Being and All Around Nice Guy.
"My tribe was attacked and I was captured by giants. The giants fed me raspberries to make me taste better. A Tortle broke in and thought I looked delicious enough to eat. It was so cold it got stuck to me. Although it helped me break me free, I don't trust that Tortle. My friend Kieran and I explored the caves with this group that calls themselves the Tail Takers. They are led by a child and they are kind of weird.
We navigated the caverns and we defeated several giants of different shapes and sizes as we explored the cave system. Some giants were frosty and some were burny. I consulted with Chaos several times and he was a big help. Kieran and I had an arm wrestling competition for an Axe that one of the group members offered us. Kieran bested me. The name of the axe is Alice, and I am jealous. I think it gave Kieran good luck because Kieran was able to lift all of the heavy ice rocks, while I had no luck. We had a run in with some frosty toads. One of them ate me and pooped me out. I do not recommend engaging with frosty toads. We ran into some big lizard things they were calling Dragons. I jumped on one of their faces, and they blew me up like bubblegum. It hurt a bit, we eventually made them dead. They had a lot of shiny things. I like shiny things."
- Ozzy the Ooze, Chronicler, and Idiot
The saga to date (as of January 27th 2024)
Our fearless group started off in a small farming community. They were about 12 years old and realized that once They were 13 they would be pigeonholed into farming. Now it would be okay for others, they wanted more for themselves. During the summer, they went on adventures around town. They rescued a prize pig, fought off some wolves, fought some goblin raiders, some rogues, rescued some sheep. lastly convinced a witch to return to town and face justice. The witch turned out to be the mayor's wife and it was a test to see how the kids did. With a recommendation for the mayor, they were sent off to a keep to learn their craft and became lvl1. Due to the fact that they took the tails of the wolves the group became known as the "tail takers"
After they trained to lvl1 they returned to town and fought off some bandits and an orc raid. They returned to the keep to become lvl2 The Lord of the keep gave them a mandate. They were to go forth and do good. Try to resolve the situation themselves and if the task was to great to report back so that a more experienced group would go out. The Lord also asked them to tithe 20% of any treasure found.
At this point they a free choice to travel anywhere. Depending which what they chose, there was a dungeon ready. They choose the mountains so we did decent to the depths. They went to a town to find that the local miners has been kidnapped by something in the mine. They went in, found that Drow that been attacking and enslaving the miners. They battled several Drow, found some equipment and eventually found some prisoners. They weren't the miners and due to a set of unfortunate circumstances didn't rescue the prisoners when they had the chance and found they had been butchered by the Drow. The adventures fled the remaining Drow into the Underdark and set a trap for them. They killed them and began adventuring the Underdark to find the minors. ( this was over 2 sessions and gained a level each session.
They continued through the Underdark and had several more mini adventures.they eventually found themselves in a Dueargar settlement where a young Fit Themberchaud. The Dragon tasked them where all the Dragon eggs had gotten to and he would guide them to the enslaved miners and to an escape hatch from the Underdark. They went through some tunnels, battled an enclave to dark priests who were about to sacrifice them to a dark god and found what was happening to the Dragon eggs. The Dragon kept his work and showed them how to get out of the Underdark and they rescued the miners. When they lasted looked back they saw the Dragon razing the Dueargar community in revenge. The miners made it back to town and the party was celebrated. Lvl5 now
On the way back to the keep they entered the Tomb of Horrors but quickly exited once they realized this was currently beyond them, they ventured forth into a swamp and fell into "The hidden shrine of Tomachan. This was over 2 sessions. During the run they found some magic items battled so giant sea critters and exotic traps. The high light was our Dwarf barbarian drank a potion without knowing what it was and almost fell asleep for 100 years. (He luckily passed his con test). Our half elf Warlock also experimented with unknown potions and de-aged 10 years. So now she is a 6 year old Warlock. Btw, the other 2 members are a death cleric and a wizard. The death cleric managed to obtain a weapon that does a crap ton of damage against any other gods death temples. They finished this dungeon and returned to the keep. Lvl6.
The keep sent them to another mountain town which was being attacked by giants. They arrived in time to help defend them against a hill giant attacking the town. They killed it pretty easily and the town was overjoyed. The party stayed in the town several days to help defend the town against a second attack of 3 hill giants. With carefully preparations they successfully defended the town a second time but some townsfolk did not survive.
The party followed the tracks back to a giants lodge in the foothills of the local mountain range. They carefully scouted it out and realized they couldn't go head to head with the occupants. They killed the 3 guard defending the outside of the lodge. They placed a body at each door blocking the exit. They also cut several large trees to help barricade the doors. They then poured alcohol over the roof and walls of the lodge and set it on fire. I rolled for perception for the giants to realize their lodge was on fire but not took about 12 turns but by then it was too late for them. It took 2 days for the fire to burn out and only 1 survivor made it out but was quickly butchered.
They explored the ruins, found some magic items, but any clues or evidence they needed to find went up in flames. They did find an entrance to a basement and went exploring. Due to all the smoke from the fire, all the get there that weren't behind closed doors had died from smoke inhalation. They did find some survivors, some bad which were quickly dispatched by fireballs and other flame related spells and some good survivors which were enslaved Orks, Elves, humans. The Orks promised not to attack the town the giants were attacking and the elf survivor told the party they were to be sold to the Drow as slaves. The kill count on this was about 150+. You can ask them next Sunday.
They returned to town,as heroes and went back to the keep. Now lvl 7. While at the keep the mayor of the town showed up to ask the party back to their town. It turns out that the Giant lodge was just an outpost of a larger group of giants. They had attacking the town but with the help of the Orks no living amongst them had repulsed the attack. The party returned to the town as heroes. They helped fight off another attack and followed the tracks to a fire giant enclave. They started to explode the region and we ran out of time. This is where we are. In the midst of a giants dungeon with strong hints that the Drow are again involved. The current objective is to stop the giants and find out who the power players are behind all this. You are now caught up.